this entertains me

best email i've received in a long time, from my friend dani:

my brother just said to me in an email "by the way, i got married last wednesday."


dani found out about that this very same brother got engaged when the brother's girlfriend changed her facebook relationship status to "engaged."  so perhaps we shouldn't be so surprised about this email.

how not to pick a girl up

random guy at a bar this weekend, trying to pick up my friend lily*: "you're kind of hot.  how old are you?"

note: this guy did not get very far.


*name changed to protect the innocent.  even if the innocent wasn't doing anything embarrassing.