dear authorized ticket reseller,
i would really like to know if i got the olympics tickets i put my name in for.  your website says i will be alerted "the week of may 23rd."  fools, it is that week.  don't make me wait until friday to find out.  i'm waiting with bated breath here, and patience is not always my strong suit.  it's the week of may 23rd.  pleeeeeeease tell me.
sincerely,
miss claire