"what was the last lie you told?  why did you tell it?"

when i was returning the automatic feeder that ruby broke into, i might have told the check out woman, when she asked, that it hadn't been used.  but people.  the receipt clearly said that the product you returned had to be in re-sellable condition, and it was.  this is a lie that hurt no one.

am i a bad person, or is this the kind of lie everyone tells?

since i know you want an automatic feeder update, i have now purchased the $80 feeder (see, this whole transaction was really an exchange), and once i buy some D batteries (this feeder is serious business), i will report back on its break-in-ability.  stay tuned.

love,
miss claire the liar