today i'm at the gym - you know, the GYM, where that one woman is always there riding the stationery bike and sweating through her entire outfit.  gross.  THAT gym.  so i'm at the gym.  and my gym sometimes has people at a table near the front giving away free stuff so you will hopefully buy it later...like protein bodybuilder juice.  that is the typical product being "sold" at the table.

today they were giving away PEPPERONI PIZZA and CHICKEN PASTA IN A CREAMY SAUCE.  at my gym.  excuse me??  and this was not diet food.  this was like, "you just worked out for an hour and burned like 300 calories?  come over here and gain it all back in 10 seconds!!!"

i pretended i couldn't smell it while i was on the treadmill.  and then i ran away.  be proud.