yesterday i spilled my entire lunch on the floor.
it was a salad i'd made at home and was really excited to eat - good lettuce, caramelized onions, edamame, asparagus, and tofu.
fatal error: i'd gone to the cafeteria to put some oil and vinegar on it before going to a meeting. i didn't put the top of the tupperware back on. DUMB MOVE.
as i walked into the room where the meeting was being held, somehow i dropped the whole salad on the floor. i was still holding the top of the tupperware when all was said and done. of course i was.
it was really sad.
i did, however, recover much of the floor-salad and eat it and it was delicious. this is not gross because (a) i inspected each piece for yuck and found none, and (b) humans have been eating dirtier things than this for a long time and have done okay. i mean, have you seen the movie babies? namibia baby picks up a BONE out of the DIRT and CHEWS on it.
i have packed the same salad for lunch today.
i am hopeful that it doesn't touch the floor, because clean salad > floor salad.
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