Wednesday, January 5, 2011

dick cheney is skinny now.  woah.  he also, apparently, can't take a shower ever again in his life with the heart pump he's connected to now.  i read that part of the article and had this moment where i decided that not ever being able to take a shower again would be REALLY SAD and would make life a lot less happy.  i love hot showers...if my hair would emerge already blow-dried without me having to do anything, i'd take two showers a day.  dick cheney, i don't like you.  and i'm sad for any human being who can't take a shower.  but is it bad to be a little less sad because it's you?

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  1. I have to be honest, every time I think of Dick Cheney, I think of you. Here is why, from a text message conversation you and I had in late 2008:

    Nora: I just almost jaywalked in front of Dick Cheney's motorcade. I got a lot of glares.
    Claire: Well, he jaywalked all over our constitution!

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  2. i have no memory of this, but i laughed out loud when i read it. i am hilarious and witty!!

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