Wednesday, January 5, 2011
dick cheney is skinny now. woah. he also, apparently, can't take a shower ever again in his life with the heart pump he's connected to now. i read that part of the article and had this moment where i decided that not ever being able to take a shower again would be REALLY SAD and would make life a lot less happy. i love hot showers...if my hair would emerge already blow-dried without me having to do anything, i'd take two showers a day. dick cheney, i don't like you. and i'm sad for any human being who can't take a shower. but is it bad to be a little less sad because it's you?
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I have to be honest, every time I think of Dick Cheney, I think of you. Here is why, from a text message conversation you and I had in late 2008:
ReplyDeleteNora: I just almost jaywalked in front of Dick Cheney's motorcade. I got a lot of glares.
Claire: Well, he jaywalked all over our constitution!
i have no memory of this, but i laughed out loud when i read it. i am hilarious and witty!!
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