fatties

best email of 2011 (yes, i only have 24 other days to compare this to):

my friends and i go to a weekly trivia night at a pizza place on tuesdays, and in replying to tell me she was coming tonight, my friend dani told me that our mutual friend emily* was also joining (yay!) and that emily's boyfriend might be coming.  i replied "great!" and then dani sent me this email:

wooo cool! ok i think [emily's boyfriend] is not coming because he said to emily "um do you really need to be eating pizza anyway?!"  umm yes we are fatties and DO need to be eating pizza. the end, you are uninvited.
dani


MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY.  haha...


*name changed to protect the innocent