step 1: be a little bit sick. sore throat. yuckkkkkk.
step 2: decide to take a nap so you can stay awake for the duke basketball game that night. get in bed at 5:30pm, but SET YOUR ALARM (professional move) for 6:30pm.
step 3: wake up at 12:05am, having somehow turned the alarm off in your sleep and thus made a one hour nap into a six and a half hour nap.
this takes talent, folks. please be impressed. i'll now be having dinner and watching the duke game while trying not to wake up my roommate (aka a normal human being on a normal sleep schedule) and then...going back to sleep??? i do have to, you know, GO TO WORK IN SEVEN HOURS.
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