it's 11:08pm salt lake city time = 1:08am atlanta time.  willis and i are chatting online.

me: i'm going to bed now.  you should, too!
willis: i'm making a ragu.  it's simmering away.
me: oh dear lord.  of course you are.

...only willis would be making a ragu at 1am.  how often do we use that phrase: "only willis."